The Mom Song with lyrics

Mother's Day is a mere few hours away and I am sure my kids remember some of these however, no ipods when they were small and no texting either. I am so very lucky to have 3 grown children who have lived through all these momisims and some of mine, and they still seem to like me!

"You need 13 hugs a day to be healthy"
"I could not have possibly farted! Mom's don't pass gas, it is right here in the Official Mother's Manual"
"You got to stand for something or you will fall for anything"
"If you want to soar with eagles don't hang out with turkeys"
"I brought you into this world....."